STUNTED WALKING EEL

Gymnothorax horrificus

 

Habitat: deep seafloor

Diet: marine snow

Length: 1.6m

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God abandoned this one. This mistake of Darwinian evolution roams the seafloor like the bottom-feeding scum it is. Its completely flat stomach means that it is the perfect place to stroke the walking eel. However, its four tiny legs will wiggle and attempt to push itself onto its feet once again. It is almost impossible to lie this creature down flat on its back due to the fact that their fin barely bends and would cause it to fall over onto its side. Pathetic beast. (It's kind of cute though)